telepalmter

1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.

Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.

by rkdrc February 7, 2010

Teletubbie

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas

Praas is such a teletubbie

by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017

Teleclairvoyance

1) Teleclairvoyance:Mental and physical abilities combined.2) The inner ear and gluteal area.3)Brain to brain communication.

I have a friend that uses teleclairvoyance well!

by Lane Diamond April 27, 2020

Teleclairvoyance

Teleclairvoyance

Teleclairvoyance is done mentaphysically while boyfriend or husband are sleeping.

by Lane Diamond January 12, 2021

Telstra

Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them

Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.

by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015

Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

by comrade boco June 18, 2011

televangelist

A religious preacher, almost always Evangelical Christian, who preaches on paid television programs. The term is a fusion of "Television" and "Evangelist", and with recent scandals involving sexual and/or financial wrong-doings among televanngelists, the term has a negative influence.

The televangelist proclaimed that if you sent money to his ministry, God would reward you.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005