Testerical

Displaying grounded sensitivity. Acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. Antonym of hysterical.

That traffic cop didn't even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical.

by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015

Tester

A person with a massive forehead which is just empty inside; whomst cosplays as a 17th Century average Salem gally.

Can be used when saying, “You mother fucker Callum, A Tester is what you are”

Or rather

Kim Jong Un is a massive Tester!

by BOMBACLAT69 January 20, 2024

Testerify

1. To turn a humanoid face into a yellow circle, cartoonish eyes, with a straightish mouth, and a signature maroon beanie with the lowercase letter “t” on it

Can you testerify me for a photo?

by Fudgefudgeguest January 25, 2025

wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008

Gamma Tester

Someone who receives their Amazon game pre-order early, so they can give feedback to the developers before the official release date.

I got Yakuza Kiwami on the 26th of August even though it was officially released on the 29th. I guess they wanted me to be a gamma tester for the game.

by Eddiehimself December 9, 2017

DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.

Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.

by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018

Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).

Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!

by J0shie November 15, 2018