Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!
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Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
Get the r/teenagers mug.An adult who is between the age of 25-50 that still thinks they are a teenager. They dress like teens, listen to ether what's in the charts today or modern Kerrang bands like Neck Deep, Moose Blood, BVB etc and use up-to-date teen slang such as "Bae" and "On fleek".
Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.
Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.
Alan: Have you seen Liam lately?
Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.
Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.
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Get the Teenager mug.1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
by Thardus July 10, 2010
Get the Illiterate Teenager mug.Someone who is confused 24/7, has no idea what s/he wants to do with his/her life, is probably doing something really stupid right now because of their confusion, is ungrateful, moody, self-centered, and is either really self-conscious or really arrogant. Teenagers are confused because they question everything the see or hear, and they can't figure out what to believe, and what’s wrong or right. Some ways that adults can help teenagers through this rough time is 1) remembering what it felt like to be a teenager and relating their experiences to that of the teenager, 2) listening to what the teenager has to say instead of figuring that their opinions aren't valid, 3) letting them know that the adult cares about them and that the adult would do anything to make their hardships disappear, and, 4) by being as understanding as possible, no matter how ungrateful, stupid, and self-centered the teenager acts. Some ways that a teenager can be healthy and happy is 1) just being YOURSELF; stop acting the way “everyone else” is and do things because you think they are the right thing to do, not because somebody else said they are the right thing to do, 2) by mentally saying “Fuck you” to whoever steps on you and tries to tell you that you are worthless, and just moving on, 3) by being practical and not so impulsive, and keeping in mind that its normal to have intense sexual desire and intense confusion, and that acting on pure impulses is self-destructive and will not necessarily make you happy, 4) by keeping in mind that its OKAY if you don’t know what you want to do with your life right away; it will come naturally, so don’t force it or you will probably get frustrated, 5) by remembering that although many adults will try to manipulate you, that doesn’t mean you can’t trust any of them. Search for the ones you think you can trust, and let them give you advice, and, 6) by not taking life too seriously; laughing often and trying to use your inner wisdom to get you through this hellish thing we call life.
I hope this will help you and that it is somewhat valid; I’m 16 years old, so if you are a teenager, know that we are in this together even though I don’t know you. Peace.
I hope this will help you and that it is somewhat valid; I’m 16 years old, so if you are a teenager, know that we are in this together even though I don’t know you. Peace.
by Becca Jane December 10, 2008
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