Tarmac specialist

A satirical phrase about a person who is, or thinks they are good at racing cars or motorcycles on the street or track.

i.e: someone who is can drive fast and is a self proclaimed professional.

"As a certified 'Tarmac specialist', going 130mph with an 800 horsepower car in the rain is an easy job for me."

by qsobaz March 22, 2024

tarmac blumke

To defecate on your partner's chest, and smear the excrement into their chest with your bottom, while they perform oral sex

She's a 1, but she's up for a tarmac blumke

by Fathead Chad July 1, 2024

Tarmac

Someone who is just the epitome of awesome. Dating Sabrina Carpenter.

Yo man, Brad could use a little Tarmac.

by Derek T.G.J.F.L.T. Keso April 8, 2025

Tarmackistan

Tarmackistan is a country located in Ohio, u.s.a. it Is ruled by supreme leader tarmack, who's full name is Tarmack tarmackillo tarmackistan xii.

Tarmackistan is a beautiful country

by Tarmackistan April 10, 2025

Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.

Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.

by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022

Tits to the tarmac

The girl version of balls to the wall. When the party is getting on!

Jules: “are we going big tonight ladies?”

Emma: “damn right, girls its ‘tits to the tarmac’ time…let’s go.

by anonymous July 25, 2025