facebook taboo

When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!

facebook taboo:

1: Waddappp dude!

2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*

by iflgk November 3, 2009

TapouT

The original brand of mixed martial arts apparel, TapouT is an American T-shirt and MMA apparel brand. It was started in 1997 by three men, "Punkass" Dan Caldwell, "Skyskrape" Tim Katz, and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr.(1963-2009), and is still doing well today. Unfortunately, a lot of "douche bags" wear TapouT clothes, which is why they aren't respected that much.

Nice TapouT shirt, Johnny

by Phenomenal1 July 15, 2010

tapometer

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

by Davododger June 7, 2007

Tapout

To tap the floor or an opponent in an act of submission. As in Jiu Jitsu, the losing party, as opposed to being seriously injured or rendered unconscious will tap to admit defeat.

"In a recent Submission tournament, I won all of my matches by tapout!"

by psyclone May 15, 2007

Happy Soapy Tapioca

Happy Soapy Tapioca is when an individual preforms an action related to "Happy Tapioca" This time however, drenching the yogurt in dawn dishsoap to add the lubed performance of anally violating someone's anus with yogurt and slippery dawn saves wildlife dish soap!

"Dude, I just did a happy soapy tapioca to jenny, she said she felt more happier and cleaner than ever!"

"Oh my god this soapy Tapioca is amazing, its like my days in the prison kitchen!"

"Dude, her ass smells like a blue alien coomed in her and then tried to clean it with breast milk"

by FaggotNiggerGaming March 4, 2021

taboozening

For one to go tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.

Guy: Hey, lets grab our sleds, and hit up the tobogganing hills for some taboozening.

Girl: Sounds like a plan, I'll bring the alcohol.

by wudup January 20, 2008

tapout

A clothing and accessory company for impotent white trash inland empire douchefags that get very aggressive when they have their "posse" to back them up.

Tapout is the new srh, which was the new metal milisha.

by BJ Bruce March 5, 2009