tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster

Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night

by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022

Taper Upper

A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.

(opposite of a sausage fest)

Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!

by Rocketmonkey October 28, 2008

Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.

Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.

by doggle1 November 17, 2011