tampon pals

Two girls who do everything together and always have weird sexual moments making everyone think they are gay. Basically the girl version of butt buds

Betty and Jessica are tampon pals

by Philip II October 11, 2009

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

c4 tampon

A 21st century weapon, designed for the assasination or annoying/powerful women. Created by inserting a small amount of c4 or plastic explosives into a tampon. It is then swapped with the real box/tampon, and detonated from a distance.

Terrorist 1: حول كيف C4 السيدة الأولى(how about we c4 tampon the first lady?
Terrorist 2:مع ما(with what?)
Terrorist1:حشا المتفجرة(an explosive tampon)
Terrorist 2:لم يكن الرجل شيس انقطاع الطمث(nah bruh.Cant shes hit menopause)

by JG-boss November 5, 2011

Tampon Rammer

A name used to call someone who loves having sex with girls who are on their periods.

Girl 1: That guy over there looks pretty cute, eh?
Girl 2: Ew gross! I heard he was a tampon rammer!
Girl 1: Ewwww what the fuck...

by lkjhlhjfkghdtghsg December 24, 2009

Tampoozled

Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.

"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018

by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018

Riding the tampony

Phrase describing the act of menstruation.

-Did you get lucky last night?
-Nah man she's been riding the tampony for days.
-Gnarly.

by Aquamellon August 6, 2009