loathsome tweed

I slippery old twat that sucks dick for a living.

Omg did you see that loathsome tweed sucking of that hobo last night

by Dr suck my dick February 26, 2014

JACKSON TWEED

SUPER DOPE hockey player yoOOOOOO!

That dude was a JACKSON TWEED!

by JACSON TED June 1, 2018

Tweed

Stage name for the most annoying, dirty-hippie, abnoxious, hypocrite, alcoholic, cheater,... need i go on.
It's a good thing you cute!
watch out for this guy girls!

Sandy "Tweed! Never thinks of anyone but himself!"
Sarah "He doesn't know when to stop!"
Lindsey "He cheated on me!"
Jenn "He took advantage of me while i was high!"
Sam "He's only nice when he wants something from you."

by Victom of your stupidity March 24, 2009

Glenn Tweed

A motion of being funny ... And or being involved in an act of complete stupidness

Damn u Jack your a glenn tweed

by Anonynatagagasgfakif November 16, 2009

Tweed moment

Tweed moment is when someone makes excuses for no reason at all.

"oh i dont wanna do that " other party yells "tweed moment!"

by okekumatribeboss August 3, 2023

Tweed

A Tweed is an (otherwise) dweeb who smokes weed. The tweed may have niche interests and or know a lot, but they also know how to have a good time!

Did that nerd just spark a spliff? (Scoff) What a tweed!

Shut up Kyle, YOU'RE the tweed!

Lol ur mom's a tweed.

8=====D

by cockprancer May 11, 2019

Tweed

A self-centered, arrogant, and/or generally narcissistic person who believes they are better than everyone else because of money, status, intelligence, or age even though they didn't have work for it. Most prevalent in spoiled rich kids hence the name tweed. Often have fragile egos and a superiority complex. A prime example is Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

Person A: Wow, you shop at Goodwill? Eww! I ONLY buy the most fashionable clothes and finest Gucci products. Unlike YOU, I don't NEED hand-me-downs.
Person B: Ok damn chill out. Fuckin' tweed.

by Lynden Spider February 19, 2021