loathsome tweed

I slippery old twat that sucks dick for a living.

Omg did you see that loathsome tweed sucking of that hobo last night

by Dr suck my dick February 26, 2014

JACKSON TWEED

SUPER DOPE hockey player yoOOOOOO!

That dude was a JACKSON TWEED!

by JACSON TED June 1, 2018

Tweed

Smoking a mixture of meth and weed at the same time.

Hey man we on dat tweed it's that speed weed.

by Busty packelford June 24, 2019

Tweed

A Tweed is an (otherwise) dweeb who smokes weed. The tweed may have niche interests and or know a lot, but they also know how to have a good time!

Did that nerd just spark a spliff? (Scoff) What a tweed!

Shut up Kyle, YOU'RE the tweed!

Lol ur mom's a tweed.

8=====D

by cockprancer May 11, 2019

Tweed Skirt

An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019

tweed jacket

to be worn by old British men

man the old Brit needs a tweed jacket

by elbowpatch February 22, 2017

Tweed

A self-centered, arrogant, and/or generally narcissistic person who believes they are better than everyone else because of money, status, intelligence, or age even though they didn't have work for it. Most prevalent in spoiled rich kids hence the name tweed. Often have fragile egos and a superiority complex. A prime example is Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

Person A: Wow, you shop at Goodwill? Eww! I ONLY buy the most fashionable clothes and finest Gucci products. Unlike YOU, I don't NEED hand-me-downs.
Person B: Ok damn chill out. Fuckin' tweed.

by Lynden Spider February 19, 2021