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Traffic Vultures 

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
Traffic Vultures by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

Traffic Jamming 

When you find your self in crawling traffic, so you whip out a ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.
The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.
Traffic Jamming by udaddict August 23, 2009

traffic fishing 

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.
Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"
traffic fishing by FSTK October 23, 2008

Traffic Jihad 

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.
Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.
Traffic Jihad by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009

traffic jacking 

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.
Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.

traffic lights 

a toking game. Usually one toke pass, but you dont breathe out until you are next passed the doochie. See ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.
We only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?
traffic lights by grief March 15, 2004