British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.

Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.

Tosser by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025

Tosser

A "Tosser" is a man who's well known to be a chronic or compulsive masturbator. Tossers are often Public Masturbators. A Tosser is a wanker but worse, they have no ambition but jacking off

Jim: Let's go see if Tony Want's to go to the game.

Joe: Nah, you're wasting your time. Tony is such a tosser. Every time i go over to his house i can hear him jacking off inside. He won't wanna go. He'd rather stay home masturbating.

Jim: I always thought he was kinda weird. He is such a Tosser.

Tosser by Antonio El Pajero August 5, 2026

[tosser]

A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.

Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.

RIP tos.

I am a tosser - not the British slang, atos fan.

[tosser] by dannytravers81 April 22, 2009