Toobin

Masturbating (especially in front of a live webcam)

Jeffrey needed to work on his boner but

didn't know his laptop camera was on when he started toobin

by Bobby.Riggs October 20, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 20, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 20, 2020

toobin

To masturbate on-camera while attending an online meeting via a service such as Zoom or WebEX.

Jeff was toobin during the election simulation meeting

by burben October 20, 2020

toobin

When you are caught with your dick on on a zoom call.

Jeffrey got caught Toobin while on a zoom call with colleagues. Jeffery thought his camera was off

by Chilltown_dan October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 20, 2020

Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020