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Skibidi Toilet

The work of fucking Satan.

It is the worst meme possibly conceived, if you can even consider it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and cretinous to where anyone over the age of 5 knows that it is terrible. It was created by some guy on Youtube or smnth. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me, and several other groups of people want to rip their eyes out. The meme has been going for way to long, similar to another terrible meme, the "Ohio Meme". Both of these fucking memes are so horrendous. Little children also try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't. at all.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on Youtube Shorts, which is a detestable internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok.
Seriously this meme is so absolutely disgusting.
i, and everyone else on the internet other than those infants on YT shorts agrees, that this is the worst thing ever.
Father: Hey son, what'cha watching?

Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: Skibidi bop bop bop skibidi skibidi bop

Father: *gets out a revolver and loads it*

Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: skibidi bop shop mop skibidi skibidi toilet is so good i really like skibid bop shnop glop skibidi-

Father: *now deceased due to the revolver.*

Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: skibdi nfir frfI FUCKING HATRE SKINDIJTOIELT OH MY FUCKIGN SGOD
by 947res August 26, 2023
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toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 22, 2010
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Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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toilet-dipper

a man whos genitals touch the toilet bowl water while seated; a man with a huge dick and/or balls that hangs so far down that they take a bath while he is mounting the porcelain goddess.

n: toilet-dipper
v:toilet-dipping, toilet-dip, toilet-dipped
girl - "that guy and i hooked up the other night, he is definitely a toilet-dipper!"

guy - "dude, i hate when i fuckin toilet dip!"
friend - "yeah that is pretty dirty, what does your girlfriend think of that?"
by "the nike slogan!" January 28, 2010
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Toilet Paper

The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.
"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."
by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020
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Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
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Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.
When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.
by hmvic November 21, 2011
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