tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.

"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

tissue baby

The putting of one's sperm in a tissue after ejaculation instead of using it for the impregnation of a women.

eric is such a waste of life, he should have been a tissue baby.

by smc44 October 8, 2005

tissue

used after jacking off to help clean up cum

fuck, where are the tissues, i have jizz all over my hands

by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006

Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

by MagickDio July 17, 2011