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NEEV THE GREAT THIEF

Neev or just known as Nev loves to steal things. Nev often causes thefts all over the school and equipment would go missing for no reason. When doors are unhinged then Neev would've stolen the nails off the doors.

Nev would pull "Maneevers" Which means stealing it the Neev style.

Neev often is seen stealing things from the school, and he claims he is good at table tennis yet he sabotages his opponents to win.
OMG NEEV THE GREAT THIEF IS STEALING THE WIFI MACHINE!
by "okke" February 20, 2023
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Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.
“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”
by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023
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TILF

1. Teacher I'd Like to Fuck
2. Teen I'd Like to Fuck
3. Tits I'd Like to Fuck
4. Twat I'd Like to Fuck
5. Tushy I'd Like to Fuck
6. Throat I'd Like to Fuck
7. Taylor I'd Like to Fuck
8. Tranny I'd Like to Fuck
9. Trio I'd Like to Fuck
10. Tan I'd Like to Fuck
Yesterday I had a debate with my colleague Amy about our teachers at school, trying to establish which of them is the hottest TILF (1). The discussion turned me on also because of all the teen chicks in my class, Amy was the hottest TILF (2):
- Mike, what do you think of our English teacher?
- I think she's hot.
- Why, just because she has those big boobs?
- Well, you can't deny that's a nice pair of TILF (3).
- Guess so. And what about our Maths teacher?
- She's a twat.
- A twat you'd like to fuck, or you mean you just hate her.
- Both. She's nasty, but also hot, so I'd gladly take my revenge by fucking her real good. So I guess that makes her a TILF (1+4) also.
- Mike, am I a TILF for you?
- Let me think: it turns you on whan I call you a twat, your teeny twat tastes delicious, and I'd happily fuck your brains out any day. Of course you are a TILF (2+4).
- You're getting me wet Mike, but let's try to focus. What about our Geography teacher?
- Ah, she has a real TILF (5). Her tushy is so hot, I'd fuck her in the ass day and night.
- And the Spanish teacher?
- Well, she has a hot body overal, but I particularly love her when she's speaking. Something about her Spanish turns me on so much that I feel like grabbing her and shoving my dick deep in her throat right there in front of the class. That's what I call a TILF (6) in this case.
- You like cumming in girls' throats?
- Throats, faces, tits... everywhere. I like to tie them down and jack off till I cum over them.
- I guess that makes you a Taylor, or might I add - a TILF (7).
- And what turns you on Amy?
- Anything hot. Hot guys, hot chicks.
- Even trannies?
- Why not? Some are really TILFs (8), with a sweet face, hot body, and juicy cocks.
- Hmm... you, our Spanish teacher and a hot tranny. Now that'd be a hot trio that would steam up the windows of any room. And for me - a TILF (9).
- You find Miss Lopez the hottest TILF?
- Yes, she has such a body that can turn on anyone, boy or girl. And she has like the perfect tan. Whenever I see a chick with that tan I either feel like fucking her right away, or I imagine a steamy lesbian action involving her. I sometimes walk the beaches only in search for TILFs (10).
- Well Mike, a tranny might be harder to find, but Miss Lopez seems to be quite open minded - and I've seen how she looks at you from time to time. I'd say we try to approach her after school ends this summer for a trio. Who knows? Some of your dreams might actually come true. I know I'm looking forward to it. ;)
by Dhadik February 21, 2008
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Virginity Thief

A person, usually much more experienced in sexual intercourse, that takes another persons virginity.
Someone that goes for someone innocent just to take their virginity
Nina is such a virginity thief, she took Seb's virginity
by JamesFriend April 19, 2014
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UD Thief

An urbandictionary.com contributor who openly steals the definiton of a word from an existing definition, then posts a new definition of the same word using slightly varied phrasing.

Can also be used to describe a person who mimics and submits a picture on UD by the same means - copying the ideas of others.
Check out the definition for internet explorer. The definition by supaDISC was the original and was deleted. Another one was started. supaDISC also submitted the first picture for that definition, and two morons thought it would be a brilliant idea to do it again, twice.
by supaDISC April 14, 2005
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The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.
17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy
by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010
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