Liquid Therapist

The #1 bartender
This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.
by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021
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Therapist

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
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Therapist

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
by maggie0285 March 7, 2021
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Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?

It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).

Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?

Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
Therapist Appreciation Week:

Weekdays:

hey therapist,
personalized paragraph

Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
by randomperson? July 20, 2022
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liquid therapist

A bartender who makes the perfect drinks and is chill, down to earth & makes every visit smooth like a therapy session with cocktails!
by AlmsBarr December 5, 2021
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