
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023

Beanie: "How are you today?"
Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
by maggie0285 March 7, 2021

Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?
It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).
Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?
Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).
Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?
Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
Therapist Appreciation Week:
Weekdays:
hey therapist,
personalized paragraph
Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
Weekdays:
hey therapist,
personalized paragraph
Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
by randomperson? July 20, 2022

A bartender who makes the perfect drinks and is chill, down to earth & makes every visit smooth like a therapy session with cocktails!
by AlmsBarr December 5, 2021
