Therapist

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk

Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him

by C nemur March 17, 2019

Therapisted

Being tought and couched by a therapist

Omg can you believe? I’m being therapisted by Brendon Urie!!!

by Kaitlyn_Devotee March 13, 2018

Therapist

A paid lier.

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

tickle Pickle Timpson therapist

A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!

Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"

by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023

Therapist

The Rapist; someone who uses muchausens syndrome the drug children so that when they have passed through childhood development lack of said drug causes a mental disorder to arrise like taking a block out of Jenga.

The rapists entire purpose is social compliance. They reverse objective reality and subjective reality so as to impose their subjective reality is the objective relaing and thereby replace your subjective reality with theirs.

I've been paying my therapist my whole life, I'm never going to get better it seems.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023