Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

Greasy Shit

a really slimy poop that stinks up the whole house

ohh james just took a huge greasy shit

by Parnold Nalsack April 13, 2007

Greasy Snake

A very a sneaky person. Often does irritating things to try to piss you off

Wow!! how the hell did clay get that goal in NHL 08!! He's such a Greasy Snake

by cplsniper March 15, 2010

greasy thug

one of the many names that Homer Simpson has been called.

Lisa: Dad they called me a PC thug!

Homer: It's allright Lisa I've been called a Greasy thug
before too. So here's what we'll do--we'll grease
ourselves up real good and smash that place with a
baseball bat.

by J Dizzie For Shizzie July 23, 2007

greasy

(noun) A really obese woman who has to use Crisco in the doorway to fit through it.

Melissa is most definitely a greasy

by mrsuperloco September 27, 2014

Greasy Bastard

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect

I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut

by GingGang August 21, 2018

Greasy momma

A female version of a slick daddy. She wears prada but only has one dollar in her pocket. She birthed children just to collect welfare.

That girl is a total greasy momma

by Urbanoreos July 2, 2016