Tifton, GA

A backwards, country-bumpkin, wife beating, bible-waving hole in the middle of southern Georgia. On the weekends you can find the locals fighting over camoflage margarita machines at Walmart or possibly at the fairgrounds doing things with farm animals. Looking for something good to eat? Follow the smartest of the natives as they have to travel to other nearby towns just to have a decent meal. Planning on throwing back a few beers on Superbowl Sunday? Better plan ahead. This town is still lost in the 1940's. However, it did place 1st in the "Top 100 Towns With the Least Dentists Award" , and it shows. People who live in towns like this have proven to be dumber than rappers, and drug dealers....investing all they're extra money in big tires and neon light kits.

Why would anyone want to live in Tifton, GA?

by smartjack37712 June 10, 2011

TGIF Alcoholic

When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.

Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul

by Rice1303 September 10, 2016

tgif

it's often used as "thank god it's friday"
but girls also use it with the meanig "thank god I'm female"

leia : " look at Jake, he is such an idiot just like every other boy."
alexandra :" tgif "

by allllleeeexxxxxxx99 April 28, 2017

Twift

Ratchet, raunchy, a thot

ew did u see what she was wearing..yeah so twift

by deez tits July 11, 2017

TGITBFIT

Thank God It’s Thursday Because Friday Is Tomorrow

TGITBFIT i’m so exhausted

by batbidch October 7, 2020

TGIF

Thank god it's friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also known as,

it's friday turnupppp, whos gf tryna get f* today???

Jacquees- whats tdy?
Sloth- its fridayyy!
Jacquees- TGIF, im tryna go fuck some h*

by brattt! February 2, 2021

TGIF

"Thank God It's Friday"
An example is in Katty Perry's

"Last Friday Night" Music Video.

"Damn it was a hard week.
Right?"
"Yeah Yeah, but..
TGIF!"

by 🅳🅾🅻🅻🅸🅴 June 29, 2021