jamaican swordfish

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off

they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish

by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

swordfish

A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.

'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'

by -Penn December 17, 2009

soily swordfight

A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.

My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs

by Sentient Leg March 16, 2021

swordfish

1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)

1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.

George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 8, 2007

Swordfishing

sôrd·físh·ing
noun.

a. The act or process of Mijas withdrawing, especially from something hazardous, formidable, or unpleasant by means of combat or coercive power by means of neck snapping and tuck-n-rolling out of a moving vehicle.

The Mijas are proficient in swordfishing.

Needletooth swordfished out of MarcoPolos police trooper.

by Snake Bitch March 2, 2011

swordfish

Please refer to Sword Fish

As above, examples can be found under sword fish

by Urban Cowboy November 28, 2004