(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.
Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
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by tubbytom October 24, 2009
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Dear God did we pick up a dead rotting homeless man???....Oh nevermind that was Erika with another Swedish Sweat-house. Guess Thats it for us *CRASH*
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by whore number 4 February 12, 2019
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1: An intense Team Deathmatch is going down causing your pits to become wet and soggy.
2: That camping noob has pissed you off to the point your rage has heated your body and caused you to perspire.
1: An intense Team Deathmatch is going down causing your pits to become wet and soggy.
2: That camping noob has pissed you off to the point your rage has heated your body and caused you to perspire.
After 3 hours of "intense battle"
Gamer 1: Ah man, that was close. Can't believe we won it.
Gamer 2: Yeah. All right I think I'm gonna get off Live for a while. *stands up and looks at his arm pits*
Oh shit dude, I got some real Gamer's sweat!
Gamer 1: Yeah, me too.
Gamer 1: Ah man, that was close. Can't believe we won it.
Gamer 2: Yeah. All right I think I'm gonna get off Live for a while. *stands up and looks at his arm pits*
Oh shit dude, I got some real Gamer's sweat!
Gamer 1: Yeah, me too.
by Terse November 11, 2012
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