A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.
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by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023
Get the Swedish Keyboard mug.To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
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The act of ejaculating into someone else's pants while the pants are not being used or are on the ground, and then they are promptly put on.
Dillon: Hey, will you hand me my pants?
Alex: Sure, here you go.
(Dillon puts on pants)
Dillon: DUde, why are they wet, warm and sticky?
Alex: Bitch, I just got you with a Swedish Soft Taco mothafuckaa!
Alex: Sure, here you go.
(Dillon puts on pants)
Dillon: DUde, why are they wet, warm and sticky?
Alex: Bitch, I just got you with a Swedish Soft Taco mothafuckaa!
by marksaundersofcharleston September 20, 2010
Get the Swedish Soft Taco mug.A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008
Get the Swedish Periscope mug.Swedish girls are some of the hottest girls on the planet! They aren't slags, they are gorgeous and often have sizable breasts, a hot body AND a sexy face. Widely recognised as one of the hottest countries, and with good reason. The girls you pass everyday in the streets are seriously model material.
Tim: I'm totally thinking of going to Sweden for a week, not sure if it's worth the cost though..
John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!
John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!
by Al989 February 28, 2010
Get the Swedish Girls mug.a really really atractive group of people. from the country of sweden, or of swedish heritage. really really good-looking, and very good friends. every boy wants a swedish girl, (but why cant you just leave her alone). they make good friends and look like models. every single one of them.
oh those swedes crack me up, i hope i can marry one some day
wow, she looks like a model, she must be swedish.
wow, she looks like a model, she must be swedish.
by hoobabooba May 3, 2005
Get the swedish mug.A legendary and extremely difficult sexual act. It is when a female balances on her shoulder blades propped straight up with her genitals perpendicular with the floor, and she supports the male with her feet. He is parallel with the ground but suspended in air by the female. The female will then proceed to spin the male (while inserted inside her) with her feet, constituting a Reverse Swedish Helicopter.
This works best with a strong female and a weak male.
This works best with a strong female and a weak male.
"What is a reverse swedish helicopter?"
"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."
"That's like impossible."
"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."
"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."
"That's like impossible."
"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."
by R $money$ February 4, 2009
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