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Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.
Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy
by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018
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Swear words

Fuck

Stop saying swear words
by Boogereater69 May 21, 2022
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Swear deep down on my knife

means the same as "deep down on my life" but instead it means you have to be socially known as an emo, to pull it off successfully
Kealan: did you steal my pen?
Sam: no, i swear deep down on my knife!
by sammymacbooey June 17, 2010
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Swear to godith

When some one is asked to swear to god but is obviously not telling the truth they add the unneeded ith at the end so they are not lying to god.
"hey i heard you won the lottery Jerry is that true." "Yeah its true." "swear to god?" "swear to godith.
by OneBakedZombie July 19, 2010
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Swear emote things

Swear emotes, using middle fingers and angry, bored or annoyed faces. :). Just keep practicing and fiddlin' about until, hopefully, you find a good one! These are cool swear emote things below. =P
,,|,, <(-.-")> ,,|,,

_,|,, <(~.~")> ,,|,_

,,),, <(>.<)> ,,),,

..|.. (><) ..|..

(Above) Swear Emote Things! =D
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swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities
The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.
by mzpiklz November 11, 2010
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swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
by hopeofmen August 15, 2011
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