shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019

cost saving

Taking some action that will stop an identified cause of cash loss.

We saved loads by microwaving the cat. Not only did we reduce our food shop bill, but we also had a hearty protein rich meal for free!

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

Swavin

1. Swirvin' and wavin' at the same time while driving a vehicle.

2. What happens when a newbie biker tries to wave.

Friend #1: Did you see James trying to wave and drive?
Friend #2: Yeah he was swirvin' all over the road!
Friend #3: He was swavin'!

by LunaTiK aka Billy the Kid September 13, 2009

swiving

To have intercourse of making love.

"You and your wife have five kids. You must really enjoy
swiving."

by A Meijer October 7, 2005

Daylight Savings Time

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

by ommonomaily August 6, 2012