Swap Shoes

another term for the word sex.

hey, I got a free house. why don't you come round so we can swap shoes?

"has she been pounded yet?"
"they've definatly swapped shoes"

by moremoremore May 6, 2010

Swap Burritos

When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.

boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok

by RAZONBRAND September 26, 2014

swap CDs

swap cum and dicks

"dude wanna swap CDs?"
"yea bro"

by fuck same January 19, 2016

Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

swap paint

Colliding with another car /vehicle

Most commonly used in racing

Be careful, that guy's nut and could swap paints if he had to

by The heat March 25, 2017

swap cap

When your phone voice assistant doesn't understand you because you are high and so you get a random request from your search engine

Ok Google: "what is the weather like today?"
Swap cap mode:
Ok google: "where is Floyd meyweather from?"

by Zom8ie June 17, 2017

Swap Heads

To talk with someone that you admire for their skill, generally inquisitively or intimately; learn tricks from them, pester them with questions about their processes, find out what tools they use or, who they learned from.

Going so deep into their methods that you may as well be 'swapping heads' with them.

Person 1: "Ah man, I love your sketchbook. If you have the time, I'd love to swap heads with you for a bit."

Person 2: "Dude thanks, I really admire yours too - It'd be my pleasure."

by FTrashman November 15, 2017