Susan

Susan is bitch who steals your toilet paper

Me: Susan who do you think you are? do you think you can really steal my last roll of toilet paper? I let you stay at my house for weeks ? do you think this is a free hotel?

Susan: oops

Me: Fuck you

made for my bitchy friends

Susan stole the fucking toilet paper

by I want my toilet paper back April 25, 2020

Susan

those who are needlessy bitchy and a replacement for a douche. Very often smile while twerking or "clapping" there arse, a susan often embodies the opposite of class.

That girl in the club is a real susan.

by monstayo January 1, 2014

Susan

A white bitch that be always takin the kids.

Susan took my kids

by ResetRBLX February 19, 2019

Susan

Susans are VERY bad noodles. (lilsimsie reference)

Oh my god! that girl cheated on me! She's such a Susan!

by lilsteamboat July 24, 2017

Susan

A fit girl with a pair of tits and all usually a woman of taste and who likes food from Frank's house

Woah look at the size of her titties she must be a susan

by Shagger6969 May 6, 2019

Susan

Susan is the most passionate person you will ever meet. Her passion and love is not for people or animals. It is solely and exclusively a love for the Florida State Seminoles. She would sacrifice her youngest niece to help the Seminoles win on game day. When she prays, she secretly prays to her God Bobby Bowden. You will find a shrine in Susan's bedroom of all the greatest FSU players including Neon Deion Sanders, Warrick Dunn, Sebastian Janikoswki, Charlie Ward, Jameis Winston, Lee Corso and even Burt Reynolds. Her favorite colors are garnet and gold. She works out by doing no less than 2 hours of tomahawk chops daily. She will unfriend you on Facebook if you root for the Gators. When she dies, her tombstone will read "Gator Hater". Make no mistake, Susan is in love with FSU.

Susan is the #1 fan of the Florida State Seminoles.

by Memorable DJ December 19, 2016

Susan

A girl who has an inny belly button that goes so in that it comes out the other side again.

"Aww shit man I lost my dick in Susan's belly button!"

"You think that's bad? I lost myself in there, I've been here for three days..."

by Penetrating Penguins February 6, 2017