by BigDickRick2 May 03, 2010
An extremely religious Karen, that is also in fact a Trump Supporter. They can be extremely homophobic, transphobic, and racist, and claims she does everything by what the Bible says.
1. Susan: "Carly! Did you just kiss a girl?"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
by explodedelmo January 26, 2021
Susan is bitch who steals your toilet paper
Me: Susan who do you think you are? do you think you can really steal my last roll of toilet paper? I let you stay at my house for weeks ? do you think this is a free hotel?
Susan: oops
Me: Fuck you
made for my bitchy friends
Me: Susan who do you think you are? do you think you can really steal my last roll of toilet paper? I let you stay at my house for weeks ? do you think this is a free hotel?
Susan: oops
Me: Fuck you
made for my bitchy friends
by I want my toilet paper back April 26, 2020
those who are needlessy bitchy and a replacement for a douche. Very often smile while twerking or "clapping" there arse, a susan often embodies the opposite of class.
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A fit girl with a pair of tits and all usually a woman of taste and who likes food from Frank's house
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