5 definitions by explodedelmo
1. Rhonda: "I sure love this deer head, it would look nice next to my MAGA flag!"
2. "Mom, why are you such a Rhonda?"
3. *Rhonda at the Capitol* Rhonda: "MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! TRUMP 2020! 12 MORE YEARS IN OFFICE, DAGGONE IT! CREEPY BIDEN RIGGED THE VOTES, THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!"
4. Rhonda: "I can't breathe in this dumb mask, so I'm gonna let my nose hang out of it. This daggone virus is fake anyways."
5. *Rhonda at cousin Tammy's* *Rhonda getting out her chew* Rhonda: So you're telling me, that I'm gonna have to pay more taxes, cus Biden won the election and I'm rich? Screw that, Trump 2020!!!"
2. "Mom, why are you such a Rhonda?"
3. *Rhonda at the Capitol* Rhonda: "MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! TRUMP 2020! 12 MORE YEARS IN OFFICE, DAGGONE IT! CREEPY BIDEN RIGGED THE VOTES, THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!"
4. Rhonda: "I can't breathe in this dumb mask, so I'm gonna let my nose hang out of it. This daggone virus is fake anyways."
5. *Rhonda at cousin Tammy's* *Rhonda getting out her chew* Rhonda: So you're telling me, that I'm gonna have to pay more taxes, cus Biden won the election and I'm rich? Screw that, Trump 2020!!!"
by explodedelmo January 26, 2021
“im tempted to sock this bitch across the face”
“don’t test me, i’ll sock your ass”
“i really want to sock a hoe right now”
“don’t test me, i’ll sock your ass”
“i really want to sock a hoe right now”
by explodedelmo August 26, 2019
An extremely religious Karen, that is also in fact a Trump Supporter. They can be extremely homophobic, transphobic, and racist, and claims she does everything by what the Bible says.
1. Susan: "Carly! Did you just kiss a girl?"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
by explodedelmo January 26, 2021
When a person treats another person like they're mentally/physically disabled, this can apply for both mentally/physically disabled people, and for people without any disabilities. They can sometimes repeat their behavior, to the point where it's downright harassment. These people who are defined as a C.E.L.D. can be a Karen, Rhonda (red-neck/country Karen), Susan (extremely religious Karen), or just anybody else in general who acts this way. They are found to be too enthusiastic, too nice, overly eager to help you, especially when you don't need any help, and even seem to be obsessive with this attitude because they act this way, especially towards you, 24/7. And not only can 1 person act this way, but companies can as well.
(Anagram for Condescending Egotistical Laud Disorder)
(Anagram for Condescending Egotistical Laud Disorder)
"Looks like we got a C.E.L.D. on our hands."
"My school is a C.E.L.D., because they've been putting me in Special Ed classes since 7th grade, and I have no mental or physical disabilities. They also repeatedly ask if I need to go to the testing room during any test, even if it's a pop quiz that isn't worth a grade."
"A couple of C.E.L.D.'s are approaching, Abort Mission! I repeat, abort mission!"
"My school is a C.E.L.D., because they've been putting me in Special Ed classes since 7th grade, and I have no mental or physical disabilities. They also repeatedly ask if I need to go to the testing room during any test, even if it's a pop quiz that isn't worth a grade."
"A couple of C.E.L.D.'s are approaching, Abort Mission! I repeat, abort mission!"
by explodedelmo January 26, 2021
"I am getting sunpit removal soon"
"I hate my sunpits so much, they constantly bother me"
"Put a bra on Karen, your sunpits are showing"
"I hate my sunpits so much, they constantly bother me"
"Put a bra on Karen, your sunpits are showing"
by explodedelmo January 16, 2021