Salamander Sunrise

When a man covers his penis in ketchup, and slides it over the face of his partner when the sun rises.

This morning I gave Tiana a salamander sunrise, all over her face

by delivery stud 1979 March 13, 2009

Big Surrish

An adjective describing something or someone having the quality of Big Sur.

That cliffside and the rocks down below is very Big Surrish!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

filthy doorway suprise

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian

by body builder September 12, 2009

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010

Submissive and breedable

Usually used by "the guys" trying to be nice. Timid and good looking.

Hey bro, you lookin' kinda submissive and breedable.

by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

dawn suprise

When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.

"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."

by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009