Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.

- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!

by DjDb October 9, 2017

suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.

Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.

by QuacksO October 23, 2017

Snackless

The state of being famished without the immediate satisfaction of a snack.

I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Stucklepove

Stucklepove is a homeless person that used to be a billionaire.

You: "omg look hes a stucklepove he used to live in a mansion

by Chase.Kilpatris October 17, 2019

Stucklexic

When you make a mistake correcting a stupid person's actions. As an example: You pull someone out from running into traffic and trip on your way back to the sidewalk

I hate being assigned work with Aiden. I end up writing a bad paper trying to fix his spelling errors. He makes me Stucklexic.

by LP426 January 18, 2020

suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.

guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.

by adasaddas March 3, 2021

Sockless

The stylish fashion choice of women and the homosexuals. Used to draw attention to one's ankles.

Omg you look so cute with going sockless in those sneakers Emily!

by anonymous June 25, 2021