strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

scrumpet

A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)

His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.

by dogsbtych March 27, 2015

strimpet

someone who performs the act of strimping

oh my god, that girl is a strimpet

by strimper March 24, 2003

Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

strumpet

often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

by PuckTheFairy March 29, 2011

scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

strumpet

a pipe used for marijuana smoking

yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.

by allisonthedopeshit January 9, 2007