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straightner

Girl who is very physically atractive, so that the men who happen to be talking to her reach a state of arousal. Usually a 20 something girl.
when talking to a friend about a co-worker... "have you seen Clarissa in accounting? Man what a straightner !!"
by andomatic April 9, 2009
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The Straightening

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening
by BrokenShower December 14, 2018
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Straightism

Jim likes Bob. Bob is a homosexual who wants to convert to heterosexuality,so Bob goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters, Inc.) to get "straightend" out.
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Straightener

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.
That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.
by AlanBennet01 August 21, 2018
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Straighteners

Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.
Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please.
Annie: Sure!
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
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straighten out

means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.
..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"

Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
by B-G May 20, 2008
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banana straightener

straightens bananas straight
how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.
by fabrizio May 13, 2005
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