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Greasy Strangler

A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.

This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016
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staggeratthang

This is hardcore warehouse stock room jargon. It roughly translates to putting an item in a certain spot, the spot will more than likey be pointed out physically.
Staggeratthang over there man :::points to location::::
by lg July 24, 2004
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scragglehead

A general term for a man or woman that acts or looks inappropriate.
Lauren and Dana are down, but Paul won't get his ass out of bed to go to the conert. Damn, he is acting like such a scragglehead!
by Scragglehead July 13, 2006
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1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.
"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."
by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012
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Oak Street Strangler

The Oak Street Strangler was a bouncer name J whom worked the floor at the infamous Club Atticus near the University of North Texas, in Denton Texas. The Strangler was so named because of his habit of putting unruly patrons to sleep with a wicked choke hold and dragging them out to the street for recovery and expulsion from the bar.
Joe got krunk at Atticus last night and the Oak Street Strangler straight up put him to sleep, yo.
by Psyillirabbit November 3, 2008
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Scraggle-Tooth

A person whose teeth are so out of control and f'ed up that they look like a backwater hick.
Jewel is a scraggle-tooth.
by Jake the King July 30, 2003
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cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation
I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.
by Bigmini February 25, 2008
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