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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
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Nigga Stole My Bike

The Real Meaning:

A YTMND fad that does NOT come from "Hate It or Love It", but really from the classic NES game "Punch Out" (might be called Mike Tyson's Punch Out).

Nigga stole my bike features an animated character, who's name is Nigga. As seen in many YTMND sites, Nigga is caught stealing more than bikes.
He has stolen the following:

(Nigga Stole My Bike)....

Katamari
Conan O'Byrant's bike
steed (in medieval times)
Phone
broadband
Ocarina
by Jeph da 5'9 November 8, 2006
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The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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Stolpskott

När någon är helt ute och cyklar och säger saker som inte stämmer en minsta aning, då kan du använda ordet stolpskott
"Jag ska säga till läraren att det var du!" *- Stolpskott, jag var ju hemma och var sjuk!*

"Han där Obama var väl president i Frankrike?" *- Du är ett riktigt stolpskott, han var president i USA.*
by KrisYeet November 14, 2021
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Stoliosis

When you get completely trashed by drinking Stoli orange and act up.
We had a great time last night, until our friend got stoliosis!
by Cardinal Ruby August 11, 2021
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Stolevrusny

A description of once-great athletes that have devolved into a shell of their formal selves, imbibing in self-harm and substance abuse, leading them to make other lifestyle decisions and speaking gibberish that causes even their formerly-biggest fans to disregard their influence completely.
My buddy “Boy, Jim McMahon has really gone off the rails, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”
by Dr. Gibberish December 2, 2022
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Jens Stoltenberg

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.
Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.
by Norgemannen November 28, 2020
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