When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......
hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"
by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011
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John Oates has one ugly peder-stache.
Hey Pete, we should have known that Jerry liked little boys; he had a wicked peder-stache!
Hey Pete, we should have known that Jerry liked little boys; he had a wicked peder-stache!
by Eel Ytak April 26, 2008
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A wall-stache is a mustache that either suddenly appears on one's wall or grows over a period of time. Wall-stache's are known to come in varying colors, shapes, and sizes, but the most common colors are brown and black.
Anyone who's wall is unable to grow a stache can obtain one simply by purchasing a fake mustache from a joke shop or costume bazaar. (caution, this fake stache on the wall will result in your wall losing any self respect and/or masculinity)
Anyone who's wall is unable to grow a stache can obtain one simply by purchasing a fake mustache from a joke shop or costume bazaar. (caution, this fake stache on the wall will result in your wall losing any self respect and/or masculinity)
Me: Ah!, I've noticed that your wall has grown a handle-bar mustache.
Person who's abode I have entered: Yes, this is a rare Wall-Stache, they usually grow in stache colors of black and brown; not in the peppery tone mine has
Me: This is quite a feat your wall has accomplished.
Person who's abode I have entered: Yes, this is a rare Wall-Stache, they usually grow in stache colors of black and brown; not in the peppery tone mine has
Me: This is quite a feat your wall has accomplished.
by Sergeant Man-face Tinkleton August 4, 2009
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1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.
2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.
3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.
2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.
3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.
1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.
2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!
3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!
2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!
3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!
by Gik130 August 2, 2009
Get the Stochastic mug.(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.
Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.
by gafhater August 13, 2004
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Get the Sashimi Stache mug.a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.
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