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Titty Sniffer

Something that Kaglins says when he has no comebacks.
panzy: Kill yourself.

Kaglins: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb my IQ and jump to yours.

panzy: If I jumped from my IQ to yours, I'd be falling forever.

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!
by vintx November 10, 2017
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stifflers mom

Well, Stifflers mom.(from American Pie)
Finch boned Stifflers mom.
milf boy 1-"Hey dude, your'e the guy who boned Stifflers mom."

milf boy 2-"Dude if i didn't need to pee so bad i'd shake your hand."
by GirlSkater February 10, 2004
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Stiffy

John: Why is your groin area protruding like that?
Bill: Oh, I just got a stiffy.
by SwagMasta42069 May 24, 2018
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Stiff Ptr

a 33 year old loser that still lives with his mother, unemployed, and plagerizes Michael Moore movies. Also a male mudshark.
He turned down a job offer because it took time away from doing nothing. What a stiff ptr.
by Jay Pease December 29, 2007
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Stars Stiffy

While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.
Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"

Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"
by Jlove's$ February 3, 2010
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boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
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Stiff Thomas

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."
An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010
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