steaming

The act of finding a perculiar place to urinate when absolutley drunk off your arse

I was so pissed last night I was steaming in our lasses knicker drawer !!!

by Geordie Nugget June 6, 2013

Steam

Awesome program designed by valve. Only people who don't know what they are doing have trouble with it.

Wow, MGS3 is ALMOST as awesome as steam!

by -=BBC=- November 28, 2004

Steam Steam Lol

A quote from Episode 3 of the short lived machinima Over the Counterstrike. It serves no particular purpose other than to be obscure.

Person A: What was that for?
Person B: Steam Steam Lol

by MarsGoW August 15, 2008

steam

is meant to make u kill urself

Sucide Note:
Steam screwed me over so much i am gunna jump off this buidling

by kyle March 3, 2004

STEAM

STEAM

A very buggy program that was a good idea, but can really piss off players sometimes.

However if players had a choice between WON and STEAM, most would choose STEAM any day of the week.

Billy: Damm it STEAM is taking SO long to upload screw it I'm going to play CS 1.5 instead.
(Billy Accidentally deletes files he needed to play the game)

Billy:Uh... Please tell me there's a way to get those files back.

STEAM user: Nope, you going to log back in to your STEAM account?

Billy: Yeah

by loonaticfan September 19, 2007

Steam

An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.

Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.

by Colder November 16, 2011

steamed

The act of activating a game on Valve's Steam client.

I just steamed Call of Duty: Black Ops.

by SpyderC November 19, 2010