steamed dumpling

Farting in the shower.

I was getting shower head until I gave a steamed dumpling to my girlfriend.

by EntropyShack December 28, 2006

steamed tea

Teabagging someone and performing a Cleveland Steamer at the same time.

I brewed some steamed tea on Donna, then told the bitch to go make me a sandwich.

by Fru Munda December 8, 2007

man stealer

a girl that takes her "best friend"'s crush away from her. she lies and says she wont date him because she knows her best friend likes him, but she does it anyway. if she would rather lose her best friend over a guy, then that's her choice.
she can suck my dick.
:)

Barbara told Chantel she would NEVER date Ryan because she knows she likes him. But her and Ryan are "talking" now.
What a man stealer.

by Keylee. January 14, 2009

Steamed

1. A synonym for mad, angry, or pissed . Based on the idea of one being so angry, steam pours from his ears.

2. A word used to trivialize someone's anger.

EX1:

I get steamed whenever Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in one of his stupid movies.

EX2:

Byron: I can't believe you keyed my car; now I have to pay to get that fixed!

Jack: Awww, U steamed?

by Jf Brn Rssll September 16, 2012

steamed hams

Albany, NY slang for grilled hamburgers

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
- Yes! It's a regional dialect!

by lovkal April 13, 2020

Sperm stealer

Women who tells a man she is on birth control or cannot have babies and then whines up pregnant.

After our first child my wife told me she couldn't get pregnant 11 years later when i was asking for a divorce she magically got pregnant. Well too bad for her I left anyway now looking to see if I can sue her for lying and being a sperm stealer.

by misstress69 February 19, 2012

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005