std

Std = Standard, mostly for computer software.

Office 2003 STD version

by manosomba August 02, 2007

std

std: an acronym for the band Saves the Day, not to be confused with STD, a sexually transmitted disease. Capitalization is key in this situation.

Did you go to that awesome std concert? I heard Chris Conley sang his heart out!

by Gabi January 15, 2004

std

~super thick dic or
~suck tims dic or
~super thin dic

ppl 1.are you going to std???
ppl 2.hell ya!he has a std!!!
ppl 3.at least its not a std!

by lenore666 February 26, 2007

STD

an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...

STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"

by lukkeeyy December 02, 2010

STD

smoke. thizz. drink.

You STD last night huh?!

by getonmylevel September 24, 2007

STD

in freeskiing: Spread Twister Daffy

Try to do all three in one jump. Or, you could do them on three jumps in a row.

Dude, can you get an STD off this jump?
No, it's not big enough.

by cartel skiier February 22, 2007

std

what i get when i listen to 80% of the music released today.

www.realmusiccrusaders.com

wow most bands today really know how to whore themselves. i got herpes from listening to yellowcard.

by aaron and pat April 16, 2005