static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

staticvisionshock

Staticvisionshock is very Iconic and SOLOS every VERS. He made plenty of Iconic Fancast and edits. I even heard he is step-cousins with magot Robbie and He's married to Zatanna Zatara. He's also is a wonder woman Stan. Staticvisionshock>>>>Your Fav STAY MAD 🥱

"Staticvisionshock is iconic"
"Staticvisionshock is dating zatanna"

by WonderWomanSolosYourFav September 3, 2021

Statile

miserable faggot that always wants shotgun but never gets it cuz his shoes arent new.

Statile- bro i want shotgun
friend- but dude you had it last time
Statile- but i gave you 20 cents bro, bro! bro?

by but bro! December 18, 2009

spittin static

when someone keeps on talking and talking to you and it becomes really annoying. all you hear is blah blah blah blah or sssssshhhhh like static

Damn, here she comes again. She was spittin static all yesterday.

by C-Hud October 21, 2005

a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.

"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.

by spice girls suck January 17, 2004

Static

being extraordinary. inspirational. electrifying. stands out in a crowd. completely misunderstood. has extreme determination. is unable to be labeled. undefined. thrilling. incredible vibe. one of a kind

She's a static girl. That's a static work of art.

by shelbySTATIC March 18, 2009

Static

A term used to describe a night or event which is beyond lit.

Usage of the word should be reserved for only the most disgustingly crazy nights, nights where the music's banging, the bud is smoking, the beds are rocking and the drinks are flowing.

Static nights also have a more than reasonable girl to boy ratio and shall never be used to describe sausage fests.

Molez: Yo, did you boys go to that mad link up at Seb's last week

Amir: jheeze, don't get me started blud, that night was cray , even Harry was getting brain

Amadi: Dat can't run, no way was Harry getting brain when man wasn't, this party must have been LIT AF

Swaggy P: Lit? Naaah blud, that night was static as fuck

Jackson: Hold tight that party doe, the yats were fire, it can't be beat.

by Sebmeister January 25, 2017