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frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
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Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.
B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."
by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022
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CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.
*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”
by Arusch September 3, 2025
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Statement

Statement, as defined as a agreement giving by a person on paper to the law enforcement of a agencies of a dept in law as a member or a blank addressed member by a reference of a person in a agencies entrapment, as of, a set law warning. also, called a trap. team of a trap. Department of the Entrapment.
Someone has a statement on another person.
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Pro-Hitler Statement

Why is it that when DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON makes Pro-Hitler Statements like "You have to admire Hitler! He was an organizational GENIUS!" The Jewish owned Daiky Wire will defend him to the death (From ME specifically) But when Kanye West says "I love Hilter" because, like Jesus, he loves everybody he is IMMEDIATELY EXCISED from the Daily Wire and removed from social media?
Hym "And the funny thing about Jordan Peterson is that he is ALSO using Hitler-Style rhetoric! With his 'Psychogenic epidemic' rhetoric and Saad Gaad's 'Thought Parasites'and even Vivek Ramaswamy's 'Wokism is like a cancer that needs to be cut out of society' and I QUOTE DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON HERE WHEN I SAY THIS: 'And then he (Hitler) moved into the broader political sphere and started to target the people he considered impure as parasites and capitalized on the behavioral immune system and peoples intrinsic sense of disgust' And what (exactly) did Jordan Peterson do as soon as he 'Moved into the broader political sphere?' Capitalizing on the behavioral immune system. But Kayne West make one pro-hitler statement and BAM he's gone. This is wild guys! You were making a pretty convincing argument on the 'We'Re nOt NaZi GuYs' front and then you lose and election and then you default STRAIGHT TO NAZI. From 'We'Re NoT nAzI' RIGHT TO NAZI at the drop of a hat. You couldn't possibly have fucked me any harder here. You would need to cut all of you dicks off and sew them all together into one giant super-cock to fuck me any harder than you already have. Fuck!"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024
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Resolveational Statement

Resolveational Statement (also referred to as - resolvational)
'rə-zäl-vā-shuh-nəl stāt-mənt
noun

1. A resolveational (resolvational) statement is a clear, purposeful declaration of intent that arises from the process of Resolveation—the internal decision to commit to personal evolution and purposeful action.

2. A resolveational statement focuses on a firm, unwavering decision to align one's thoughts, actions, and willset with core values and long-term goals. It serves as both a commitment and a guiding principle, driving deliberate action toward self-mastery and continuous growth.

3. Rooted in Resolveation, the resolveational (resolvational) statement is the external expression of one’s inner resolve, crafted to guide behavior and ensure that one's aspirations are actively pursued in daily life. It emphasizes intentional evolution, personal accountability, and the integration of resolve into every aspect of life.
Example:
"In my morning resolveational practice, my resolveational statement was: I resolve to act with purpose and align my daily habits with my values."
by Possibility Advocate September 15, 2024
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