fuck-slammed

When you slam the door promptly after answering it at the sight of someone or something on the other side of the door, often causing the words "OH FUCK!" to be shouted aloud as you "fuck-slam" the door in their face.

I fuck-slammed the door quickly at the sight of my ex on the other side!

by PozPiggy January 22, 2018

pam slammed

When you talk trash about a girl and then she finds out about it.

You better pam slam the fuck out of this

pam slammed

by tatchsnart November 11, 2019

Scammer gets Scammed

A term used when you steal from someone who either previously stole from you or someone else

Scammer gets scammed all their 130s and Sunbeam

by Scammer gets October 26, 2020

The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.

"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."

by ChodeRash January 14, 2015

Stalmed

The act of placing your palm upon the brow of another and pushing them away until the arm is fully extended.

Used when someone both annoys and frustrates you; usually with a ignorant statement or uneducated comment.

A combination of 'stiff arm' and 'face palm'.

This ignit dude wouldnt stop talking about stuff he didnt understand, so I stalmed him and walked away.

by T-roy Hooka October 17, 2010

dandy slammed

Drunken sex outside during fireworks followed by a breakfast date. Bonus points if it's at Fourth of July.

After the picnic, I totally dandy slammed her. Good omelet, too.

by Adub74 November 23, 2014

Stammered

A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.

Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.

by Clayterman August 27, 2008