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motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

The last thing that you will hear when you are being attacked by numerous snakes on a motherfucking plane. Also used as a term in which you are completely fed up with a problem that you have been dealing with.
Sam Jackson: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!
by Brickwell September 1, 2006
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slippery snakes

Basically a wolf in sheep's clothing. Nobody ever notices the snake in the water until it's too late unless you are really looking for it or its too late. Slippery snakes are usually the sweetest kindest people who are usually doing too much. They do this to earn ur trust and sink their teeth into your life so that they can slyly manipulate you. It is difficult to identify this person until they ruin your life but nobody will ever believe you until it happens to them.
K is such a slippery snake. She found me somewhere to live and was nothing but nice to me, but then she suddenly went behind my back and put my job in jeopardy for no reason. You have got to be careful with slippery snakes.
by mzparadise October 21, 2014
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Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.
Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.
by NorbertO October 5, 2012
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Dick Shakes

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.
Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.
by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014
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Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.
Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018
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Untied States of America

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!
by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011
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for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.
{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!
by Telephony September 25, 2013
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