STFG

Swear to fucking god. As in, I swear that actually happened.

Guy 1: Kevin fucked my sister?
Guy 2: STFG

by KITTYGAL0RE August 31, 2010

stfuysb

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch

STFUYSB means, shut the fuck up you stupid bitch

by Boonkisha December 13, 2004

stfud

"Shut the Fuck Up Donnie"

Used in the movie The Big Lebowski by Walter when Donnie is being a dick fuck. May be used in everyday conversation if talking to someone named Donnie, resembling Donnie, or having a heart attack after a fight in a parking lot with nihilists.

I am the walrus. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus.
STFUD! Vladimir Illyich Ulyanov!

Dude, shit's not cash I just got shot!
STFUD you're just having a heart attack.

Teacher! Teacher! I have a boner!
STFUD

by youguysaredil-dos December 27, 2010

STFUP

The abbr. of SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE. This is commonly used when used by a polite and very angry goody goody who cannot forget their manners, and involuntarily and accidentally adds please.

Ashley: lalalala
Jessica: STFU
Ashley: don't you mean STFUP?
Jessica: the hell is STFUP? STFUP?
Ashley: it means shut the fuck up please. jeez
Jessica: dork

by immaSYAUD June 27, 2009

STFR

Sell The Fucking Rally
Stock Market term to sell into any sign of strength believing in a long term bear market. Opposite of BTFD (buy the fucking dip).

QE3 hinted at for the 37th time this week causing a short term rally followed by another leg down in the stock market. STFR when the announcement is first made and the market pops up.

by John Cocksmith August 24, 2011

STFU n00b!!

Shut the fuck up, newbie!!

Used to tell obnoxious newbies, to, well, shut the fuck up.

n00b: You suck and ur lame go suck my ballzOMGWTFROFLOLMAOFJDKFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: STFU n00b!!

by Bob882 September 22, 2004

STFU and die

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.

"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."

by Jester October 8, 2004