To turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
My wife was in the basement watching television when, all of a sudden, I jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.
by Red Jorickson November 10, 2007
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Get the squiffer mug.the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.
1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"
2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"
2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"
by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008
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"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."
2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."
by Kat H of the Sheffield October 5, 2008
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by RawinbowsGoRawr December 1, 2010
Get the Squaffle mug.To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.
"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"
Or
"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"
"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"
"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."
Or
"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"
"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"
"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."
by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012
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