Serafina

Serafina is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She is kind, caring, funny, weird, and beautiful in every way. People who aren’t friends with Serafina need to change that and don’t worry because she loves making new friends. She might come across as shy the first time you meet her but when you get to know her, she is loud and obnoxious. She has a beautiful hair color; a mix of brown and blond. Her luscious locks cascade a bit past her shoulders. Her hair is the only thing she likes about herself and in fact, she used to flip her hair after every presentation in fifth grade. That is one of the many reasons why she is so weird. She is also obsessed with the number 37, she loves teachers that everyone hates, and she’s just different. One of her biggest pet peeves is when someone tells her she’s too innocent to hear something. That makes her want to slap that person across the face. She might seem confident but really, she is very insecure, so be careful and try not to hurt her. Although, if you do hurt her, she will forgive you because she forgives way too easily. She also says sorry way too much. If someone punched her in the face, she would probably say sorry. Just remember to never hurt her.

Person: Why does Serafina like the number 37 so much?
Other person: She’s special.

by tacoburger October 20, 2019

spracked

the word used to describe the high you have when on cocaine, blow

holy shit, im so goddamn spracked right now. that was some goooood blow!~

by vanessa elliott July 14, 2005

The Guvnor Spaff

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

by Curry club January 24, 2021

spraaa

when put into an awkward situation this word is used to break silence. mostly said while doing a robot motion. also used in place of bro, brother, and/ or asshole.

"what's good spraaa?"

by hoefosho. January 25, 2010

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020