shoreline

Really crappy city just north of Seattle. Split into two halves by the freeway, Shoreline is an underdeveloped, boring, shitbox that tortures teenagers with its boring-ness. The only pleasant part is Richmond Beach, because thats the most up and coming area. To do anything, people have to brave the traffic to Seattle, because there isn't any public transportation. The school district used to be good, but now is in a horrible deficit, and filled with crappy teachers and corrupt administration.

"I live in Shoreline"

"You mean Seattle?"

"No, Shoreline, its North of Seattle."

"you mean Edmonds?"

"No, Shoreline, its in between those two!"

"Oh! You mean Shitbox-ville. that place is boring man!"

by piuavdsidsndndnd April 3, 2008

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Sparkling Wine

Wine that has undergone a second process of fermentation (usually in the bottle). This is accomplished by adding yeasts and sugar to the already fermented wine. During this second fermentation, carbon dioxide is released, thus creating the fizzy effect.

Did you know that Champagne is a type of sparkling wine?

by dft_197 January 4, 2009

spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

Sparkling Pearl

A sexual act in which a male ejaculated and his partner pours glitter over it.

He came on the bed and she threw glitter on it, giving him a sparkling pearl.

by GlitterGun April 17, 2015

Snorkling

When a man is going down on a woman and sticks his tongue all the way down her vagina. Considered by some to be the equivalent of deepthroating.

Even though it can be hard to breathe, snorkling is a fun and intimate addition to cunnilingus.

by Linguinnus April 21, 2016

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022