by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005
Get the Spontaneous Human Combustion mug.Used by girls on popular dating sites to make them seem more interesting than they really are. Spontaneous is synonymous with uncreative and unoriginal. Spontaneous people don't like to plan, because it requires too much thinking. They like getting lost while driving, because they're usually not the ones driving, they don't have things to do when they get home, and talking about scenery is a good distraction from talk about who they really are.
"If I could describe myself in one word, it would be spontaneous."
by CoreyF February 13, 2008
Get the spontaneous mug.Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
Get the Spontanious Animal Combustion mug.huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance
by 65654 December 8, 2004
Get the spontaneous retaliation mug.by ladydon October 19, 2011
Get the spontaneous mug.Did you hear about John and Amanda? Their on there spontaneous weekend excursion! I think they went to California.
by birse18 July 8, 2009
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Guy: Dude, i'm ginger now! Whats going on?
Girl: You've suffered a spot of spontaneous gingerness..
Guy: Dude, i'm ginger now! Whats going on?
Girl: You've suffered a spot of spontaneous gingerness..
by Leasperx March 10, 2010
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