Sklurping

When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet

"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Slurping On Meat

Slurping/Sipping on meat is a DISRESPECTFUL way of saying that someone is being a fan/overly invested in someone other than themselves. It is comparable to saying "Riding Dick" or "Sucking his dick", but the use of Slurp makes it more explicit.

Credit it to Naima

Brian: Ayeeee that new Kendrick diss was FIREEEE
Kiki: Naw Drake devoured kendrick, he's my lord and savior and is the GOATTTT
Brian: BRUHHHH stop slurping on meat

by bignaimaonthebeat May 1, 2024

Surpling

Stop edging

Stop surpling during class jacob

by Ibonny May 2, 2024

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

Ball Slurping

The act of in which one slurps both testicles into the mouth using a vacuum like sucking tactic.

Bianca was ball slurping Devonne's balls so hard that she inhaled them.

by Frogcraycray December 8, 2015

Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020