Cum Splotch

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

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splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!

by Yossarian April 15, 2004

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Slooch

Douches that wait in the rain for Grand Theft Auto 4.

Those guys in front of the Gamestop are a bunch of slooches.

by Spicy Lunch April 28, 2008

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A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

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Sloocho

The best little brother ever, a very cool kid, the cutest little boy ever, a boy who wears crocs,a boy who wears Mario and luigi shirts and looks cool, a boy who loves chocolate milk, a slooey slooch, a sloocho can never be replaced and is one of a kind. You should be jealous if you don't know or have a sloocho in your life, he's the best!

Sloocho!! Let's go to the mall! I love you sloocho! Where could sloocho be? Maybe with the nicest girl and snow?

by Snow #2 December 3, 2010

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