Splenda Daddy

It's like a sugar daddy, but instead it's a Splenda Daddy because they don't get any sugar.

Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?

Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..

by Trixxy Crisp March 9, 2024

Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.

Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.

by missnancycook June 24, 2022

Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.

Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”

by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022

Splenda

A white chick

Yo, that Splenda is hella fineeeeee

by Splenda Slayer April 4, 2019

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Splenda Daddy

An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”

by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019