Splenda Stepdad

A cheap sugar daddy

"John was such a splenda stepdad, he hardly bought me anything."

by 23232323232 April 5, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

SPLENDA

A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.

"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"

"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"

by Fairy Godmutha March 1, 2017

Splenda-Daddy

Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks

I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!

by Air-Bliss October 6, 2019

splenda baby

a sugar baby without giving any sugar

“He sent me 50$ for nothing”

haha your his splenda baby

by splenda March 24, 2022

Splenda Baby

A person whom receives money from a sugar daddy/mommy but doesn’t send anything to get it.

“He sent you $100 and you didn’t send him any sugar? You’re a Splenda baby!”

by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022

Nancy Splenda

A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments

Wow, I tried to see how she was and she just one-lined me. What a Nancy Splenda!

by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020