Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

E-spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab cart at the same time.

Yo Chad, you tryna E-spliff bro?

by Jewycoinz September 18, 2018

spliff bowl

Same idea as a spliff (a joint rolled with both tobacco and weed), but packed into the bowl of a smoking device such as a pipe or bong.

I'm running out of weed. I guess I'll smoke a spliff bowl.

by Ms. Tokesalot November 5, 2009

toothpick spliff

n.

A term derived from an MC Chris song, a toothpick spliff is a joint wrapped so tight that the smoker can pick their teeth with it (like a toothpick). A person who smokes said toothpick spliffs is usually froogle with their doobie.

Yo, don't invite Chris over, he's too stingy with his weed; I give him blunts, but all he passes me are toothpick spliffs.

by Ryan M. April 3, 2005

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

Spliff politics

The process of deciding who will be the next person to toke on a spliff - certain rules sometimes apply such as 'roler's privelages' in which the person who roled the spliff gets to smoke it first, even if it isn't his or her weed. Sometimes when someone is really desperate they will start some bullshit conversation with the person who has the spliff to try and get them to pass it to them next. It can be a race against time!

Jon says: After you on that mate!
Nick says: Oi! Rolers privelages thanks!
Jon says: Ahhh spliff politics! Ok after you then Nick.
Nick says: You got it

by ZiggyZagg May 22, 2007

Spliff O'Clock

When it's time to roll a spliff aned smoke it.

Right, it's Spliff O'Clock

by Lukey Dread Boy December 25, 2008