sizzler

One who displays incompatence in a professional kitchen setting.

Freddy is a total sizzler

by dudley whitemud August 26, 2007

swizzler

Penis

She was all up on this swizzler.

by Nullops August 16, 2003

Spizzer

(spiz-er) noun : A (usually glass or pyrex) device commonly referred to as an 'oil burner', 'rose globe', 'incense burner', 'glass bubble', or an number of completely fictitious descriptions used in the hopeless attempt to disguise its obvious actual use for smoking methamphetamines.

Rutherford: Hey Calvington, whats that thing you always say bout chur pipe dude?

Calvington: (sings) I'm in love with a spizzer...

by Dr. Kandy November 21, 2011

Shizzler's Hanky

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.

Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

by hidee's ho supply April 13, 2013

swiss sizzler

Fucking a fat girl to the point of exhaustion and then rolling her down the stairs.

E.g. "I gave Burtha, the baddest swiss sizzler in human history"
Or "Gertrude is a fucking hoe, I want to swiss sizzle that bitch dizzy"

by swisssizzler September 29, 2014

The Sizzler

This is when you leave the syndicate hanging to hang out with a girl at a parking lot

Damn.. Beto pulled the sizzler on us tonight!

by OG MIKE 10304 September 9, 2018

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006